Andres Fernandez-Salvador | Writer & director

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Shorts & Sketches

A focused window into my voice as a writer‑producer, where satire, identity, and capitalism implode in miniature.

A cracked porcelain carnival mask painted in high-gloss white and obsidian black sits atop a velvet-lined pedestal, one side pristine and polished, the other side spiderwebbed with fractures bleeding faint streaks of rust-red. At the base of the mask lies a small brass plaque engraved with the words “Commercial Success: $20M” that is tarnished and slightly tilted. The pedestal stands in an otherwise empty, darkened gallery with glossy concrete floors. A single overhead spotlight casts a sharp, cinematic beam, creating a dramatic halo around the mask and deep, elongated shadows. Captured at eye level with a tight, centered composition and shallow depth of field, the atmosphere is tense and eerie, blending museum austerity with a cursed-object horror aesthetic in photorealistic detail.

Expatsurvival guide

Format: Short-Form Episodic Companion / Satire Short

Trapped in a foreign landscape with zero cash, two desperate American expats walk viewers through an unhinged «survival guide» of humiliating life hacks to scrape by—sending them into an escalating downward spiral of food-court scams, dumpster-diving fiascos, and collapsing first-world pride.

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Pet hitman

Format: Late-Night Infomercial / Dark Satire Short

Disguised as a cheesy infomercial, a discrete «animal hitman» promises exhausted owners a permanent solution to their needy pets through elaborate cover-ups and wild predator staging—sending naive customers into a hilarious nightmare of domestic fallout, financial ruin, and marital collapse.

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The Huge Meal

Format: Comedy Sketch / Short-Form Satire

After being gaslit by a pretentious restaurant’s microscopic portions, a starving husband is driven to an unhinged breaking point by an indifferent culinary system—sending him into an escalating downward spiral of costly menu upgrades, public property destruction, and a humiliating takedown by animal control.

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